Wait a second - is that - NO - it couldn't be - THEY'RE NOT REAL!
Yetis are just as real as you or I. This is all a simulation, after all.
Get yourself a playful, cold weather loving, furry friend! Enjoy a wonderful snow storm from the comfort of your couch with your new pal, Yeti!
Yetis are made with long pile fur and thus not suitable for unsupervised play for children under 3.